Requisite post of the time Yoko Ono screamed like a banshee during John Lennon and Chuck Berry’s performance of “Memphis, TN”

We need a fund raising album/playlist that raises money for anyone that bites against and/or human rights groups. Songs include:

I hope that every company that is involved in this shit has to bid, no no-bid radio silence bullshit. If you want your business to be involved with this insanity than you must be ready to accept the public backlash from it. Hopefully this means only the cheapest shoddiest shadiest contractors will try to take this job…

Sooooo... No to Meals on Wheels, no to Arts, no to healthcare, no to school lunches, but yes to a wall that doesn’t work for a problem that doesn’t exit and mostly runs through virtual deserts, wild nature and no man’s land being pretty.

The very first thing the next president must do is make a big show of knocking this travesty down with a sledge hammer

What an absolute useless waste of our money.

What a unique toddler. Most British babies look like old age Winston Churchill...

Reading the Facebook post makes it a bit more ambiguous than this post on Jezebel does. On the one hand, the person says that the waiter said this when they ordered a “drink” after being seated. But on the other hand, the ladies’ account makes it sound like he said it at least 3 separate times, including once after…

So, does LSU keep him in their HoF?

Just one more way going to McDonald’s can kill you.

That’s only Phase 1.

Does it at least go “pew! pew!”? Or will the soldier operating the device have to do that?

I’m wondering if this was the case and the waiter tried to make a really ill-conceived joke out of it.

According to the women, he asked: “I need to make sure you’re from here,” not “I need to make sure you’re old enough to drink.” Either they wildly misheard him or he wanted to know their area of residence and not their age.

Whaddya mean, “We don’t have jet packs yet.” I bought a top-of-the-line model from the ACME Corporation, and they brought the package right to me this morning! I can’t wait to take it out to a desert cliff and see what it can do! 

this lol

NOTHING replaces the sobbing Brazilians. NOTHING.

Sean Spicer’s son goes to Northwestern, things I learned today.

The second I saw this kid, I knew he would be on Deadspin.