I’m not scared YOURE SCARED!

I eagerly await out morbid commentariat’s jokes about this one. 

“Racing”

I see the difference now, thank you!

What does the first have to do with bringing bills forth to senate?

Serious: why is ivanka Trump bringing introducing bills?! Does she have power?

“And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.”

I do Luke, I do!!!

Do you want a cracker?

ARE YOU IGNORING THE SWEDEN RACE RIOTS?!

Would you volunteer as tribute?

So are there or aren’t there riots in Sweden?

Half ounce lol you’re getting ripped off

Amy Schumer?

Oh my...

Literally my reaction

See teenage daughter vs Mother?

Zing!

Gambit you’re gonna go make me google some shit? Good thing you’re me favourite commentary!

+1 arm tackle