Quick:

He doesn’t- he wants to be Kings

That’s rich, Tim.

Oh my.... are you serious?

25 seconds. Anyone last longer than me?

Is it up to the deceased’s family to decide if it is made available or not?

Can I steal this?

Can I steal this?

How deliberate was your use of the word moist?

How deliberate was your use of the word moist?

They. Really are terrible.

Yes but then the writing is all messed up... these necklac s suck.

“None of the above” ?

I’m having a party and you sound like you’re a guy at parties...

You’re not unqualified, you just have alternative experience.

Yes well with all the edgy, shocking material Seinfeld has in his routine (see Airplane Peanuts) I can see why he’s steer clear of them.

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA

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No fucking shit dumbass Seinfeld sells out broadway theatres... JFC...

No. Comedians play colleges all the time.

Comedians don’t visit college campuses? What the fuck are you starting about?