I think the logic programming chip in your mainframe is faulty. Check the warranty to see if you can get it replaced.
They were’t marketing the Super Bowl as a fertility drug.
They were making a joke about people celebrating a win with sex.

It was a smart play.
A well deserved flag. But the guy is on the 3 yd line. You really think he should have just let the guy score a touchdown in the SB?
He didn’t aim for the facemask. He just didn’t give a shit when he happened to grab it.

Oh! You’re a 12. Now it makes sense.

Boring as fuck...for the casual fan who has to be convinced or tricked into liking football...

Fixed that for you.

You’re missing the point. At MINIMUM there are 21 other players who impacted those 1 and dones. The point is over-simplifying morons like you would rather say it’s all the QB.
But you won’t apply the idea consistently when someone points out Dilfer has 1 SB and Marino has 0.

What is there to talk about?
Stop clutching your pearls for a second, let that blood flow back to your brain...and I’ll ask...What’s the problem?

Is this a fact, tho? It screams of urban legend. And the few studies -that have actual facts - I have seen about stuff similar to this shows a positive impact for winners and/or hosts...but not much negative impact for losers.

Update: As I suspected...total horsehit

Don’t these jokes work better when people are calling Elway a horse...instead of Elway calling other people horses?
Is this some hip meta-humor I’m not cool enough to understand?

You sound like a the kind of person I don’t want to invite to my Super Bowl party...like the woman who sighed loudly the entire second half, because “I just don’t get why people care so much and get so excited about sports.”

That’s cool...have your opinion...but maybe don’t share it a Super Bowl Party...or in this…

“The defense’s aren’t that good. This is just a boring game.”

Ugh. Highlight truthers are the worst. At least make up conspiracies about shit that matters.