Genius comment! You’re totally right. Like, she never really shows any emotion. So, like, it’s so funny that she would play that role.

And your comment is proof that you watched Twilight.

I tell people she’s really good whenever she comes up in conversation, and they look at me like I have shitty taste.
The irony? Their opinion of her is based only on watching Twilight, a series I have never seen.

No.
That is not what allegory is. No matter how many times you type “it’s an allegory” into your computer.
Allegory is a term of art that has a specific meaning. (Hint: that definition is not your math equation.)
An allegory is an extended metaphor. Usually very extended. What one thing or idea does Kristen Stweart’s…