He could also teach sexy Criminal Law.
He could also teach sexy Criminal Law.
I have to agree with this. It’s a movie premiere, not a transfer of the crown jewels. They aren’t set up for an armed attacker, and there’s no reason they should have been. While I can understand the anger and grief of the families, it wasn’t reasonable to sue.
Okay, let’s go over this once more:
I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.
Nah, another guy in the comments section had it right. “Nut juice.”
I learned all I needed to know about getting hot babes from the 90s Taco Bell commercials where the chihuahua is trying to capture Godzilla.
I’m offended by the erasure of Clearance-types like myself.
Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.
It freaks me out how often I have seen little reddit trolls convinced that every teenage girl really, really wants to participate in a gangbang (I assume because they think porn is reality), and therefore all gangbangs are totally consensual always. It’s frightening.
Gang bangs are often loving, empowering, and consensual sexual acts
Well these kids are probably poor too, so they are way worse victims than the girls because they are men...
In the future, kids are gonna be listening to Gin ‘n Juice on oldies stations and talking about former Instagram thots who now are running for congress.
Sadly, this is probably true.
The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…
The only time I’ve ever been to Beautique was when I was with my ex and we were still swingers, in order to meet the tackiest couple we encountered in the year we were together. The man was exactly the kind of beefy, oily, overly-groomed type that is endemic to this sort of place, and his wife was a high-school…
You shouldn't come on Jezebel to promote your own Airbnb listing, sir! This is a safe space!