Yup. Congrats idiots, you’re giving this bloviating jackass exactly what he wants. Can’t wait for this to spawn a whole horde of sports dads thirsty for their fifteen minutes.

Also, calling it 15% is disingenuous, given you calculate tip pre-tax. It’s 16.7%, and it’s plenty for a bill that large. LOLentitlements.

The most noteworthy thing here is that the poor server Karli—if you’re out there, Karli, please get in touch—got stiffed! On a $425.15 bill, Jimmy only left a $65 tip, which comes out to 15.3%.

Did you go to high school? This doesn’t surprise me in the least. “Coaches” are largely jocks that went nowhere after high school and figured this was the only way that they could legally continue to bully people (see also enforcement, law).

Because they like it when people actually want to fuck their kin, right?

You’re wasting your time. Jeb has long since proven himself to be a smug ignorant twatpolyp; he’s not going to admit to being wrong about anything.

I want to see pics of the hookers you’re banging for that amount.

Given what a welfare case the WNBA is, I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess.... no, no they don’t.

Yes, but the grape-stompers are going to be flush. Why do you hate capitalism?

http://yourteamcheats.com/

1. *secession.

NO COMEUPPANCE!

Um, yeah.... title really needs to be changed from “men’s locker rooms” to “gay NYC men’s locker rooms”. I’ve been going to the gym for years, and this stuff isn’t anything close to typical.

This is, like, less than 1% of the population.

Having grown up near that restaurant, that was the first thing that stuck out to me as well.

Like coach, like player. No surprises here.

I just assumed they were all eating take-out pizza, and looking really sad.

Not every place wants customers bussing dishes when it gets busy, but if you see glasses piling up, you can bring them up to the bar

Yeah, my first thought was “my broke ass had more floor space in my freshman dorm, and I only had to share it with one person”. LOL @ expecting millionaire athletes to cram into this prison cell.