“It is a huge bummer as I am an out-of-state student,” Logsdon told the Courier-Journal in an email.

1. You are correct that people place way too much value on their internet “status”.

Lady, you be still. You be so still, and so quiet.

Forget it OtherGuy, it’s Florida.

“temporarily embarrassed billionaire”

Yeah, this isn’t advice, this is a blog post from a sad-sack probable Aspie.

Maybe don’t allow odds on events that are easily manipulated by minor contributors who aren’t even integral to the game’s outcome?

That insurance money for Trump Taj Mahal, tho. Stay tuned...

At the beginning of the 20th century, it was widely predicted that technology would advance to the point where a leisurely 20 hr workweek was standard.

“We need to make sure the rich keep getting more of the pie, because Venezuela!”

You are putting way too much thought into this. Simply, the TrumpGumps look at a white, tattooed beefcake with redneck-y hair, and assume he’s “one of them”. Now that they’ve been “betrayed”, these tantrums are the inevitable result.

“If the Niners beat the Seahawks, I’ll give you a blowjob.”

“I have cars that my good friends don’t even know I own, because I don’t want the judgement”

I’ll hazard a guess... fan of a Big Ten team?

Oh, come on.... the average position coach in the NFL makes around 400K, and given that Johnson was seen fit to be an interim OC twice, he was almost certainly worth more than the average. No teachers union is gonna compete with that.

Yup, it’s amusing to see the Hillbots bleating SCOREBOARD, 3.5 MILLION VOTES, HERP DERP... how did that scoreboard work out in the general, again?

How often would you say the average blue-state resident visits a museum?

How do you go from being an NFL coach all the way back down to high school? It’s like if Elon Musk took a job at Geek Squad.

OSU fans did the same exact thing before TresselGate. Of course, this might have something to do with OSU fans being the most deluded, insufferable twats in CFB.

It’s probably like the sports version of Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaires. They all think they’re the next Steph Curry, and when someone FINALLY notices how awesome they are, they’ll get that 8 figure contract for sure.