“HAD AN EGG VIBRATOR COME APART IN VAGINA LEAVING PART OF IT AND5 BATTERIES IN THE VAGINAL CANAL”

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

““SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT””

Agree. Instead of going back and forth, Stephen needs to just shave all of his hair off. He’s a skinhead anyway. At least he’d look the part.

Still awful. Wolf was like “hey could you STFU for like one minute?”

Satan’s like, “I don’t know him.”

Why is this on Deadspin anyway?

But is he wrong?

Bayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hehe, you Musk fanboys are adorable. I’m going to visit Deadspin more after this just to watch you all fume at people daring not to worship your egomaniacal, delusional little messiah. Such fun!

why? Is he wrong?

The truth’s a bitch ain’t it...

You may want to invest in a blindfold to block the rest of reality from your life.

I agree with this all, but most subway and light rail speeds are lower than 49 mph. But, a tunnel full of Teslas will surely go closer to the speed at what most rail systems travel.

Thanks to the airbag recall, I was able to drive a 2018 Forester with the CVT. Let’s just say the CVT’s personality issues have been fixed. I found it quite awesome. It does the best shifting needed for the job under every situation. Behaves like the smoothest 8+ gear automatic/DCT you’ve ever driven under hard…

Scoob life fam.

OK, what is going on here?