So...shameless cash grab?  I’d be interested in picking up Jason’s hypothetical classic JRPG console, as I missed out on almost all those games.  I’ll be very interested to hear about the sales numbers for this console.

It was taken well!  I had a sensible chuckle  :)

Please. This planet’s been through worse.

It ain't about the planet, fucknuts. 

Climate change. Not looking so good the last time I checked. It's going to take a long time to undue the institutional damage that has already been done. 

Don’t give an inch, Ms. Abrams. NOT ONE GOTDAM INCH. This motherfucker Kemp is throwing all the shenanigans in plain sight and he’s got to be called on it.

This needs to be a moment reminiscent of 2000.  Take Kemp to court for his illegal participation in the election process.  It’s time to lawyer up.  They do it all the time. 

DO NOT CONCEDE! Take that bastard to court! The fed court just ruled that the 53,000 votes Kemp tried to toss earlier should be re-examined. Do everything you can, Stacey. After Gillums’s and Beto’s losses, I am feeling quite blue. We need this one, Stacey! 

Yes, girl. Do not concede shit. Fuck these dizzy dipshit white men, who think they own the world.

Dude, that's my mission statement

Not to get to bogged down in the details, but that grill, isn’t really outside of Houston. Technically it isn’t in Houston, but it’s part of the greater Houston metro area. Cypress (and Cy-Fair) is more like a suburb.

All over the nation.  It’s a really big church called The Living Word.  A lot of the church leadership has been stepping down.  It’s a really big deal.

Touché.

Just call him John. Don't mention "Gore" or "Goretooth." Stick with John. It would drive him nuts. 

Counterpoint: Goretooth doesn’t owe you crap. It’s his vote to do with what he wants. Not voting is no more “privilaged” than casting a ballot for some least-worst, bought-and-paid-for asshole ... while telling yourself that vote is making some kind of difference.

Straight up, that statement is the antithesis of punk.

They’re not punk, and I’m telling everyone.

Actually, it’s probably the anti-biotics.

Born again Christian Avril Lavigne is more punk than voting Republican.

Voting Republican is the opposite of being punk.