Be careful, I’ve heard many a story about dogs getting in to those kind of places and causing all kinds of prayer-related hijinks.

At least you’re actually able to use the dildos...

always assume that your dildo is loaded; always point it away from anyone’s face (from experience)

I think we can compete with those boys. They have the connections and the power, but we have the determination, grit, and of course the requisite incriminating polaroids to help us succeed

“Now where did I put that dildo? I checked the thoughts, dildos, and prayers drawer, but all that was in there was a bunch of stupid fucking prayers!  I can’t fuck anything with a prayer!”

“woof woof”

If that’s the case, let’s start up a thoughts and prayers counterfeiting outfit

“We are doing very well, and we are doing very well, probably as well as anybody has ever done with Russia. And there’s been no president ever as tough as I have been on Russia.”

Not the demand nor the effectiveness, but it dilutes the meaning. Like how kneeling to protest police violence dilutes the meaning of the star spangled banner and it’s message of how the flag tells runaway slaves that they will be tracked down and/or killed.

She eats the errant children that occasionally wander on to the grounds of the White House.

I, for one, would like to offer my thoughts and prayers to any 2nd Amendment people that were harmed during the filming of this.

In the words of a great orator: “Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can’t get fooled again.”

That’s kind of scary. Because it tells us that prominent gun rights advocates can afford to give so few fucks that they aren’t worried about looking like psychopaths in front of the entire world.

i thought it was pretty obvious that he was in on the joke and just playing along for a goof. no excuse for all those congressmen, though.

Listen you gendorest heterophobic monster. I refuse to let you lump me in with these negitive stereotypes based on my sex or sexual preference. Why don’t you check your privilege at the door as you navigate away from Huff post and come to a calm all accepting site like Jalopnik. (But seriously you do realize the irony…

There are also plenty of straight men who judge people on their merits. 

I actually just started shaving my own armpits and I love it. I sweat nearly as much as I used to now.

Considering they usually stick their heads up Trump’s ass, this is actually an improvement. 

Fox News is play-acting to create the illusion of independent thought, but they’ll fall in line.

When your back’s against the wall and you’ve befuddled your deplorables, just say it was good for Israel. This from the Times of Israel.