Libby,

“Sorry about your prison rapes. Merry Christmas!”

“No, I don’t...” ~Bernie.

Hell yes!

Don’t you go besmirchin’ the good name of Cousin Eddie. 

Let’s kick-start you a career, my man!

Lemme help.

I hope that he gets prison raped. That’s no joke. I sincerely hope that he does, before they kill him, I mean. 

You gotta paint a big wizard on the side, though. 

I’m not looking, goddamn you!!

You shoulda bought a SAAB 9-5.

“I figure that’s just the human material. And him that finds any cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expectin’ better.” - Buster Scruggs, Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Netflix, 2018

Discount tire always does free rotations. 

Fleet.

...They did once. Maybe they will again.  ☺

So...There is no car?

I did that to the Eugenics guy, but he keeps coming back to life somehow. 

The game is way too good. Kiss yer boyfriend goodbye. At least for the next year or so. 

What, no penises? Doubtful. 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!