I’ll pay you to tell him that to his face. $100.

He’s probably more like, “Fuck it. Life sucks anyway. Let’s get tanked and wait to die.”

MagaBomber!! Make it stick, Folks!

Just like my ex-girlfriend. 

I get that outta my Saab 9-3 4 cylinder. The Stang has high torque though. Mine’s a turbo, however, and XWD. I think I can take him. 

Rear main seal? I’d give him $8K.

Nobody gives a shit. 

Nobody gives a shit. 

Goddamn! Now I want chicken, malt liquor, and a woman.

That movie had the best shower fight scene ever. 

I could pop it with a screwdriver and roll out. There are no crumple zones. It’s older than my wife. 

Maya Rudolph is fantastic, beautiful, and vastly underrated. 

Way better!

That’s sexist!

Yeah, but have you seen Videodrome?

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Jimmy Woods can suck it!

Very cool! Thanks!!

Sweet! Thanks!