Not to mention that she’s got no talent, and she’s a big fat hack. 

“Lookit my punner, Yo!”

Tesla: “Did you pay for the survival package, you cheapskate?!?!”

This is how it’s done.

Why no

That was amazing! I nearly fell off of the front of my chair. 

Someone should point out that Tucker’s bubble-life is, in fact, a white privilege.

Am I the only one who saw that very excellent “Sho ‘Nuff”?!?!

Have you heard about this new “Jurisprudence Fetish”?

You clearly never tried to wear MC Hammer pants to middle school. 

Like all of the black Anime cosplayers?

Came here for her, and Tyra.

Would you say the Saltine Americans are...wait for it...Salty?

I could stay awake just to hear you breathin’.

Not even close!

You know it.

SAAB for the win.

Yes, but they will be able to reverse engineer them and build even larger exoskeletons and ultimately rise up in a Marxist revolution.