So, what? Aliens can’t be black?

Who’s not black?

I’d wager that BBC left a bad taste in Sean Spicer’s mouth. 

Unless you believe what you read in the Bible.

It sounds like you’re privilege-shaming. That just ain’t right.

You can’t go wrong on a Subaru. I’ve had 5 of them and didn’t lose money on any of them, in terms of resale value. 

That car could be Far Beyond Driven, too!

Just like the Scientologists!

It already exists. They call it: Church.

“Did we send them to the victims of that shooting?!?! Well, at least we tried something tangible.”

Did you read about the mass grave they just found in Sugar Land, Texas? Very grim. 

I like how he just holds guns with his finger on the trigger. People like him should be gun advocates.

I keep them right next to the dildos. Locked up and hidden. 

Is it like inflation? Too many thoughts and prayers on the market will reduce the demand for them? 

“But I was waiting for the first “not all men” comment of the day. Cheers.” - YOU 

There’s no such thing as a self-driving car. 

You need an angle.