Texas Roadhouse is good. Try the ribs. 

The US controls North America and North America sits on about 25% of the Earth’s resources. That’s where it will come from.

Can we get some glazed cranberry sauce on that sandwich?  /s

This was that some woman who did the “I want to be ninja” song, wasn’t it?

Yeah! They’re all, “Imagine if we were the slaves. Wouldn’t we feel bad for black people then?”, as though it is altruistic and not straight up racist, at $60-$90 a seat.

Yeah, but what kind of food will it serve?

They were just in it for the money. You know, they weren’t trying to hurt any black people...

Shady ass birds.

That’s because it’s too much sexy.

That’s not irony. Dummy. Don’t break an arm patting yourself on the back.

That’s not irony. Please, explain to me how that’s ironic? 

It looks a lot like a Kia Stinger, but the badge on the side is all wrong. 

Why you gotta put Aziz Ansari on there? I just nailed my impression of him, too.

I credit Ben Stiller with that.

Good one!

I think he left out African American.

Much more appropriate and a much better song. 

Father of the year, over here.

To Nazis? Hardly.