Solution:

Manual transmission, tire pressure monitored by a handheld dial gauge, carbureted and the keys are utterly devoid of any electronic gimcrackery. You can steal my truck, but before you can do that you have to touch it.

Sounds better in the original Klingon.

I will have my popcorn handy. The folks who are currently applauding the death of the e-vehicle tax credit because ‘the market can’t make the business case for hybrids’ will be there stating that the oil industry needs to be propped up with my tax dollars to ‘preserve quality jobs’ and ‘maintain national security.’

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

As an aside, knights stopped riding horses into battle throughout Europe by the early 1400s, and had begun fighting dismounted in Italy by the early to mid-1300s. At least insofar as France and England, what became quickly apparent was that as ranged weapons (longbow + crossbow) evolved to better handle increasingly…

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Simpsons did it.

The EPA is a Chinese hoax.

I think Michael Bay may have the same super power that Zack Snyder has: the ability to bullshit people into believing you know what you are talking about.

I had to go read the comments section on RT.com to really get to the bottom of this conspiracy theory. RT.com always has the best conspiracies. Let me summarize them stitched together here for this commentariat. (yes. I’m sorry that the world has come to this- comments commenting on comments from other domains’…

#UnintendedConsequences

Are you kidding me? Of COURSE his administration has backed off. Do you think Trump can think about more than one thing at a time when he’s sporting a little war boner?

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

People not using Twitter has nothing to do with abuse, people stopped using it because they started censoring anyone that wasn’t Alt-Left.

This looks cool.

I no more believe that, than I believe I will never get more Firefly.

How dare he eat and socialize with other humans. The Reaper’s clock is ticking goddammit.