Good reasons to boycott the NFL:

The dog whistle is starting to get pretty fucking loud.

I do not watch the NFL, but I will gleefully read every article about how fucked up and stupid the NFL is.*

yup

I’m going to stop watching the NFL because Danny Woodhead is out for the year.

Where is the “I already quit watching this year for unrelated reasons” option?

I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

I didn’t boycott when it enabled wife and child beaters, murderers, scammed cities out of millions, and paid no heed to head injuries for decades, but you better be sure I will boycott when someone doesn’t respect our iconography!

How Peter King and a thousand hot-takers across the nation read this: