it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

I think I know the culprit!

Fourth from left. Bielema?

Go back to Lifehacker.

Actually. Wait.

I love this comment more than I could ever say.

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

No, it's just a stupid, poorly-written (but possibly effective) headline.

What position do you play on your lacrosse team?

Imagine drinking with Sajak and GW Bush. I'm putting politics aside. That'd be pretty fucking fun.

Whatever you say e e cummings.

Sajak hams it up all the time, but he really is funny.

Except for two things:

I want a remake of Gauntlet Legends, specifically.

The amount of people in this video who are willing to fuck around near train tracks is infuriating.

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

That was by far the most reasonable request she made. The chance that maternity leave sunk her chances is zero.

Ah. Well, there you go. It's not an condescending male figure responsible, it's responsible parents.

"Everything is coming up Milhouse!"