I was running (is running the right word?) on an elliptical (ellipticalling?) once, and a cute girl hops on the machine next to me. Naturally, I double up my speed to show off, and then the elliptical arm grabs my sleeve and rips it clean off. I stumble, but don’t fall. I regain my speed and she and I lock eyes in the…

Just made a realization... do the quarterbacks ever use the big screens there to know when to scramble? Seems like a passing glance could alert them to an oncoming DE or something

I’ve been wondering the legal ramifications of this for some time. If I legitimately feel threatened because someone has the audacity to stop traffic, exit their vehicle, and approach me in a threatening manner, is it considered self defense if I run them over?