It’s like he knows thousands of viewers watch with the game muted.

I don’t think all of them.
But if I had to put my money on one of them being that way...Hawk would be the guy.

Dude hit his HR in the 2nd inning. That means the were literally just introducing the A’s fielding alignment within 10 minutes of this donger.
It’s clear from what was said here that they mentioned him playing out of position.
What you’re mocking is actually decent broadcasting. He’s picking up a thread of conversation…

Homers (people, not the hit) are not fun. Even when they root for my team. They’re goddamn neanderthals - wooping, grunting, and insisting everyone in the universe is out to fuck them over and literally the only 2B they know about is clearly the best in the league.

I seek out entertainment that brings joy into my life.…