How are the Penguins so mediocre?

Yes, one of these times.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

If you come to Deadspin for actual sports analysis, you’re going to be disappointed.

Love the first comment on that article. Didn’t realize they were doing this bullshit all the way back in 2010. And then they tell us “No, see, you do care about our political opinions because look at the clicks!”

Seriously though, if Deadspin could never criticize anyone for putting money above anything ever again, that’d be great. More than half the front page is fucking advertisements.

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Fuck this. That cop deserves to go to jail, but to suggest he should have tried to tackle or nightstick a dude walking down the middle of the street with a knife in his hand is absolutely retarded.

Inside the last two minutes, a foul away from the ball (which is what they do here) is an intentional foul and the team gets 2 shots and retains possession. This is why teams don’t use this strategy in the last two minutes. Maybe your friend actually said outside of the last two minutes, in which case that would…

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More than one reason, in fact:

“Deadspin coworkers”

You have fully armored 300 plus pound men running 40 yards, some in under 5 seconds, to crash into other behemoths or a man 2/3 their size. Oh, and all of this often happens on a concrete floor covered by a thin ugly green shag carpet.

The surface is composed of monofilament polyethylene blend fibers tufted into a polypropylene backing. The infill is composed of a bottom layer of silica sand, a middle layer which is a mixture of sand and cryogenic rubber, and a top layer of only rubber. The fibers are meant to replicate blades of grass, while the…

Flacco tore his ACL after the fumble, on the very next play actually.

To clear up the timing, it happened on the final drive of the game. Flacco went on to hand off twice and spike the ball to set up the GW FG.

Have you never been to a sporting event of any kind before?

Always highlight truthers.

Huge travel on that half-court shot.

I’m not sure you know what the word “facts” means. Or “documentary” for that matter.