Um, Messi wasn’t able to put the ball in the goal.

Aw, that’s so cute!

When did the Clintons become opponents of liberals?

Probably why I don’t summon over dudes twice my size and begin assaulting them.

So if a man was assaulting you, instead of defending yourself, you’d run away and try and call the police? What if they were armed? It is Oklahoma, you know. What they chased you down and continued to attack you?

“And he comes right to the table...”