I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

“In five years, when Tebow is leading Denver into the playoffs and Cam Newton is riding someone’s bench, remember this article.”

Nice to see Eddie Lacy getting some workouts in before this Sunday’s game.

You really didn’t live up to and then subsequently did live up to your username there. +1

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

Tyler laying the ground work early. Next step, convince her to go to school near Dallas in two years. That’s what sets Tyler apart, long term planning.

If an omelette has 3 eggs, it is still 1 omelette, not 3.

[Written in lipstick]: OLIVIA WAS HERE

The Mets and Jays got fucked by the 2014 SF Giants. The Royals losing by sheepishly not sending the runner home in Game 7 meant balls to the wall baserunning throughout the playoffs. MVP of the postseason goes to 3rd base coach Mike Jirschele for sweet redemption on multiple occasions.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

The fuck?

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.