This is America.

Personally, my hope is that out of this we redesign how unemployment insurance works in this country.

Darwinism at work for those people.

They need to run this ad more!

How very “Look at me!  I am the Captain now” of you....

The more I watch that gif, the more I want to watch the outtakes.

Hmmm, pretty sure Lysol isn’t safe for human consumption though...clearly there’s only one way we can protect ourselves in this modern world...

MAN SLAYS ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH BLUNT WEAPON SPEED RUNNING HALF LIFE: ALYX - NEWS AT 11!

Our Lt Governor said fuck the olds, he and other Republican olds are ready to put their lives on the line to save everyone and restart the economy!

You know, I have to take back some of the rather unkind things I have said about a co-worker, who insists that we all Lysol the toilet after we use it. I said something like “No one gets sick from a goddamn toilet seat!” but I didn’t think that people were out there licking them.  My bad.

My hope is that we quickly scale up testing and get needed protection supplies to healthcare workers. Then we can figure out who has it and needs to be treated/quarantined, who had it and recovered, and who is still uninfected. Then we treat each group differently. (Assuming that you can’t get reinfected.) At least…

That’s how a logarithmic scale works.

well, then I guess I’ll have to grab a real crowbar while playing. That’s the advantage of VR, and it’s gonna be fun!

I don’t think you fully grasp the implications here. That’s his toilet now. You get the litter box.

I have my issues with Pelosi, but I greatly appreciate her skill at weaving an extra “Fuck you” into this bill.

I don’t subscribe to the idea that, just because those affected are contract employees, they should have known this could happen, and therefore this is somehow not as big of a deal.

When it comes to people losing their livelihoods, it doesn’t matter what color someone’s badge is, or what silly system a company has put…

GOP 2016: Obama is installing Death Panels to kill the Elderly, that is why we cannot have Free Heath Care!!!

this nation’s only hope not named President Andrew Cuomo—seriously, have you seen his press briefings? He sounds more presidential than the actual president

“uh, hey: Michelle. Baby, come here and watch me save lives and make Trump mad at the same time.”

No. Obama is just an actual leader.