this nation’s only hope not named President Andrew Cuomo—seriously, have you seen his press briefings? He sounds more presidential than the actual president

When did Obama start teaching the Masterclass on how to savagely dunk on Trump without actual effort? What’s the title of it? How to Shade a Bitch Just By Being a Decent, Rational Human Being?

“uh, hey: Michelle. Baby, come here and watch me save lives and make Trump mad at the same time.”

No. Obama is just an actual leader.

These days, I assume anyone that says “leave politics out!” is really just saying they don’t want to see political viewpoints that oppose theirs. You would not be complaining a bit if this site shifted to political views that you agreed with.

“Liberal bias” - or, you know... being a decent human being.

Dear Dan Patrick:

also, fuck Madagascar.

Maybe just be happy you are in an economic situation where you were able to pay off your loans rather than being a selfish dick. 

But this is a CAPITALIST death panel so Jesus approves.

I like Scalzi’s response

Can I play as a world leader, and ignore and lie about it for months?

Literally the fucking people who were fearmongering over “socialist death panels” for seniors within extremely recent memory.

Stolen:

Wage earners are supposed to have 9 months of pay in reserve for emergencies, but corporations are so mismanaged that they are about to go bankrupt after two weeks of reduced profits.

“The Republican party has always shown that the lives they value are young, able-bodied, and ready to contribute to the economy”

Playing Plague Inc. (well, actually Pandemic 2 in flash) has given me nearly as much insight on how an epidemic expands and how a pandemic happens so rapidly as many of the briefings, news articles, and op-eds I’ve read.

Love that political party that makes a huge show of being “pro life” while encouraging the undesirables to die.

My guess is, in reality, Dan Patrick would be about the last person to make the ultimate sacrifice for any reason. Rightists always talk a good game when others have to pay the price.

To sum up: Mitch’s proposal (which got almost 100% support from GOP senators) would give 100’s of billion in unrestricted aid to corporate America; and you could practically hear the Senators shout “Fuck the Poor” regarding bolstering health care and state systems for the unemployed.