That’s simple. Put one cup of water in a two cup container. Add one cup of water. Place lid on container. Shake for one minute. Now you have a 1:1 solution of water.

“He's not hurting the people he's supposed to be hurting!"

Is this why people are going crazy stockpiling toilet paper? ;)

“SO you want white people to die from coronavirus? Dude you spew more hate then the “ray-sess” white people you claime to be fighting.”

but this is japanese. You’ll need more variety eventually. Trust me. 

distilled water also tastes awful

Neutral:

Sir, the overhead bins are simply not equipped to handle the amount of baggage you are carrying.

Hey, dont forget that Trump’s administration has been in court to weaken any protections we had through Obamacare! Give credit where credit is due.

I invented my own group for super geniuses.

“I’m fine with a woman being president as long as she’s a cisgender man.” 

ho the awful

Yup, It’s not the virus itself - it’s the fact that we’re all fucked because our system was already broken. This just exposed how broken it is.

This kind of legislation needs to be national.

Wait, is this claiming that a self-selecting group of people who make claims to advanced intelligence turned out to be awful?

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

Gotta love how conservatives act like Europe is just some sort of moneyless hellhole where companies like Bayer don’t exist. 

“I be fine with a woman as President. But I just don’t want Christine LaGarde to be that President.”

Frankly, we’ll be the world leader in deaths, secondary fatalities, personal bankruptcies, economic destruction, and long term recession due to our incredibly fucked up healthcare system and this joke of an administration.

This morning, European Central Bank President Christine LaGarde gave an address and press conference to explain the Euro Zone response to the current crisis. She was superb, as always: measured, informed, presenting practical solutions, and imparting a sense of calm to anyone listening (at least that ship’s tiller is…