Two Instances where the recipes SHOULD be passed on and shared ...
1) My Great Great Aunt had an ice cream recipe (she & her husband) sold ice cream... wouldn’t share it and so it died in the dust of history....
2) My mother would make a walnut cake using camp coffee in the icing ...I did have the recipe but it got lost…

Yukon Spin Me Right Round, Baby Right Round...Like A Record, Baby

Getting the wheels to do weird party tricks is one step closer to this:

The excerpt from this book that was published in The Washington Post this morning is enough to make you want to beat the ever loving shit out of anyone, male or female, that you see or hear defending this crass, stupid, proudly ignorant buffoon. The fact that the man selected by white folks to lead this country is so…

Don’t forget: the J is for Genius!

I feel like the best way forward is to recast and retool the character. Maybe have an episode where gets a white-collar job, or franchises out some Kwik-e-Marts, overworks himself at first, and at some point in the plot, his voice changes because he got laryngitis from the stress or something. Or flip it, and he…

Here is my pitch. Apu has a heart attack and nearly dies. Worried about his health he goes off and spends the next 12 months getting into really good shape. He comes back and looks and sounds like Kumail Nanjani

Listen, a Hot Pockets breakfast gets the job done, and if you’re eating breakfast Hot Pockets, that’s really all you’re hoping for, isn’t it? You don’t need to be having some sort of revelatory, transcendent experience like you’d hope for in a brunch Hot Pocket. All you want is to quickly eat something familiar…

HE TOOK OFF HIS SANDALS?

My wife and I often split a bowl of soup. However, we pass the bowl back and forth. Placing the bowl in the middle of the table is simply insulting the staff that has to clean up after your sorry ass.

As a fellow Warren supporter, this is the correct take. I don’t doubt that Bernie made remarks about the electability of a woman candidate, because he was probably saying what we’ve all thought in the wake of 2016: wait, is this country too sexist to elect a woman? I personally believe it isn’t, which is part of why I…

Cereal without milk is just sad trail mix - unless you’re Allison Shoemaker and you’re replacing the milk with brown ale.

could you like... invent some kind of machine that beams this message into the skulls of literally everyone

Warren has been tagged a “liar” by the GOP for a while now. Any story on Fox is accompanied by dozens to hundreds of people calling her a liar.

The crabs come after you buy a used Alaska King

I’m using “Sussexodus”.

My main issue with breakfast is that half of it or more is dessert. Don’t get me wrong, I love dessert with a passion, but starting your day out eating carbs with a side of sugar is probably unhealthy unless you’re a marathon runner and need to funnel glucose into your body like you’re going to die tomorrow.…

Your enemies.