What about 2016? Everyone who stayed home because “I don’t like Hillary so I’m not gonna vote” deserves to rot in hell.

Ennui-sur-Blasé has to be the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

Florida is a swing state now. If there is turnout on the scale of 2008 and 2012, Florida will go blue.

You have two choices in November - vote for the eventual Democratic candidate, or vote for Trump. There is no third choice. Not voting because you don’t like the Democratic candidate is the same as casting a vote for Trump.

You have two choices in November - vote for the eventual Democratic candidate, or vote for Trump. There is no third choice. Not voting because you don’t like the Democratic candidate is the same as casting a vote for Trump.

I see Klobuchar as “Girl Most Likely to Run as a 3rd Party Candidate and Split the Vote and get tRump reelected. “

They better learn how to face it. He’s Ghosn. They can’t believe that he’s Ghosn.

He shouldn’t have horned in where he wasn’t wanted.

If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you? Please?

I saw one where he was using KKKalvin Klein, but damn, I can’t find it now.

You shouldn’t bottle your feelings like that. Let them out!

Only the good die young.

expect lots of even more bizarre tweets

Two words: Alabama.

Now, see, I figured she wanted to fold it until it was all sharp corners then shove it up tRump’s ass.

I thought if you use Coke it’s a Shirley Temple Black.