“I think Alan Swann is beneath us!”
“Of course he’s beneath us; he’s an actor.”

HEEEEZZZBOOOLLAAAHHH!

And.... now I’m depressed.

“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it” - Agent K

IKR? If it wasn’t so tragic, it’d be like a Benny Hill/Monty Python/OG SNL mash-up.

I hope he lives longer than Trump’s term

Trump can only wish to be a tenth the man Carter is.

Binge and purge Christianity.

-The president is an a<BONG>
-What did he say?
-He said the president is an asshole.
-No, dag blammit! I said the... oh, wait, that is what I said.

Fat, churlish and cowardly is no way to go through life, son.

But when it’s all over, he will be the hero!

“They” is now permissible.

Anyone who opposes Trump is automatically a deep state liberal operative

If they impeach him for everything he’s done, they’re going to have to block out 2 full days to read the articles of impeachment.

Given your avatar, it is unsurprising that subtraction would vex thee.

Imma star you anyway, ‘cause it’s that kinda day.

Fox News chief intelligence correspondent

“Anyway, the point is, everybody oughta be able to choose their own healthcare”