♫♪ We want the wonk, gotta have that wonk ♪♫

If only we could use real mallets.... <sigh>

What crowds?

Oh, there’s a line. It’s just 60 years long.

IGMFY* seems to be ingrained in some people’s psyches.

“The Aristocrats!”

Not even with tRump’s dicklette.

Counterpoint: if I’m paying $15 to see a movie, I want ALL the previews. Throw in a newsreel and a short. Just keep the commercials.

And Ben will know if they’re telling the truth.

#Theycantbanusall

I can’t star you because you currently have 51 stars, so

“... but it’s nothing a swift uppercut can’t solve.”

Aaaaaand there goes my lunch.

Well, it takes one to know one, I guess.

They’ll be the most tender.

We all vote down here....

His morality is not very appealing.

Don’t label them like that.

You would think that by now tRump’s auto-correct would know how to spell ‘libel’. It’s one of the few 2 syllable words he knows.

Well, that puts a 30 on that.