Landscapers (the folks who work with rocks) are licensed. At least in Florida.

America First! America First!

It’s even more delicious that they’re unionized under the United STEELWORKERS.

Almost worth it....

“I was only following orders” is never a good excuse.

If she’s nominated, I’ll throw an akashic record on the turntable, shove a crystal up my butt, and pull the lever for her. Because she’s not Trump.

Fucking snowflake.

That’s more of a him problem.

your grandma signing up for The Facebook

This is my rifle, this is my gun....

He’s already 45*’s consultant for the cyber.

Sticker above every phone at the reservation desk: “BOOT-edge-edge!”

But it’s so funny when they follow someone like Cuccinelli with, “NPR political correspondent Mara Liasson was listening in on this bullshit. Mara, your thoughts?”

“I’ll f***ing ruin your sh*t,” Cuomo said. “I’ll f***ing throw you down these stairs like a f***ing punk. ... Take a swing, c’mon boy.”

Just remember - pillage first, THEN burn.

Well, that escalated appropriately.

Download hacks, get hacked.

I’m never alone when I drink. Jack, Johnny, Jim and Jose are there, too.

We need a law that no department can enact new, or repeal existing, regulations without a confirmed head.