“Don’t be a schnook, be a schmarty, come and join the Republican Party!”

“reasonable and appropriate”

It’s boobies all the way down....

Remember, Trump is so poor that he flies Failed Business Class.

This whole story threw me for a chalupa.

I used to buy my gas at Hessian, before they became Myrmidon.

I should not have laughed so hard at that. Take your damn star.

You could always go with “Another One Bites the Dust”.

Scaramucci was fired before he technically took the office, so you really have to work in negative Scaramuccim.

Of all the shits, who decided that batshit was the craziest?

Don’t feed the troll.

In the other corner, you’ve got Princess Ivanka saying that American’s want to “work” for what they earn.

Give the guy some credit - at least 2/3 of his name is accurate. “Sociopath” and “high”.

“lived an otherwise blameless life,”

Nope, still looks like an adjective....