a huge gun, pounds of meth, and a giant bag full of cash

Sean Spicer has a patent on that one.

That I would have watched....

“All my life I thought I was a DiGiorno!”

“I was holding them for a friend.”

Something I’ve wondered: Tesla’s patents are open-sourced, right? If so, why doesn’t everybody make their charging compatible with Tesla? They already have the beginning of a charging infrastructure and it can be built out from there.

Taam, Taaniel!

There aren’t enough pho restaurants near me. I still have to wait in a long line at the one in town.

because he’s worried someone might throw too much drugs on your head and kill you.

Are you sure about the “wannabe” part?

If it looks like a motherfucker, acts like a motherfucker, and talks like a motherfucker, chances are it’s a motherfucker.

Well, sure, they have a new baby.