It’s a bitch, girl, and it’s gone too far.

Sounds more like a Bart O’Kavanaugh tweet.

“Looks like”?

Of course it’s about him. He’s a textbook narcisist. It’s why they took all the mirrors out of the White House - they’d never get him to go anywhere.

“The call is coming from INSIDE the building!!”

Head
Bang
On
Desk.

Ew.

I love the smell of desperation in the morning. Smells like.... desperation. 

Can I get an hallelujah?! Can I get an amen?!

Anonymous, if you’re listening....

Consume mass quantities!

The military personnel apparently preferred “local beers over imports, and were very willing to sample different micro brews as well as the more popular standard lagers.”