Yeah, something embarrassing like that. Like autoerotic asphyxiation. Or tripping and falling into a wood chipper.

Unifecalizing. As in, making one big ball of shit.

Hey, it costs money to have volunteers manning those polling places. Money we just don’t have!

City officials also said they will extend bus routes to the polling place on election day.

Listen to me, Douglas! You’ve got to tell ‘em! Arby’s Greek is PEOPLE!! We gotta stop ‘em!

They prefer “Cubic”.

Люди, которые голосуют, не имеют значения. Люди, считающие голоса важными. - Joey Stalin

Even good laws are not enough. All it takes is one Koch-sucker lawyer to challenge the law. Then it goes to a Koch-sucker Trumpanzee circuit court judge who doesn’t even know how his robe works, who says, “Nope, law is unconstitutional.” Then it goes to the Koch-sucker Trumpanzee district court judge, who says, “Yup,…

As soon as Hillary is elected president in 2016, it’ll get stale.

I prefer to think positively. I’m voting for him, which means he will win!

You better. You better. You bet.

“Their beacon.”

Were he to win on November 6th, He will become Florida’s first black governor.

Welcome to the jungle. It gets worse here every day.