A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.

“He was clearly talking about Jonah Hill. smdh”

bonus points awarded for use of “The Dude”

“While I’m not trying to blame the victims”

You might not be trying to but you’re succeeding in blaming the victim.

While I’m not trying to blame the victims, if we’re talking about what’s wrong with people... why do so many celebs seem to have nude photos of themselves? And if there was a particularly good reason, wouldn’t you see to it that the photo is deleted afterwards?

While I’m not trying to blame the victims

While I’m not trying to blame the victims, if we’re talking about what’s wrong with people... why do so many celebs seem to have nude photos of themselves? And if there was a particularly good reason, wouldn’t you see to it that the photo is deleted afterwards?

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

+1 Jeah Petrobros!

Petrobrahs, brah.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Good luck with that. A hamburger, small drink and a fries will set you back $3.70 - with the happy meal you also get apple slices or yogurt or a mandarin orange. Plus the fucking toy - thats worth two bucks right there. Fuck you for being a judgmental dick.

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

Ah... Reactionary reshoots. Always a great way to make a movie. A lot of the problems with the movie really do sound like an executive desperately trying to win back an audience.

Pshh. Whatever. I got a 55" 4k samsung for $600, and a full steel pot/pan/utensil set for $40. Add in a Vizio soundbar that was half off, I made off good on Prime Day.

You can’t RAIN on my PARADE