A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.

“He was clearly talking about Jonah Hill. smdh”

+1 Jeah Petrobros!

Petrobrahs, brah.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

Lesson learned? Never go to Hudson County.

As a direct descendant of Aaron Burr, I would like to apologize heartily for my forebear’s actions and praise those of the honorable Mr. Hamilton. Aaron Burr is the one family member that gets passed over quickly during genealogy discussions...

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

Cinemark offered them free movie passes instead.

jesus skateboarding christ....

Corporations are people, so how do we punch this one in the face?

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

I wish Kylie, who by all means can do whatever she likes alone, brought her husband for uhm... personal reasons.

Please refer to Carrie Fisher’s dog with his given name, Gary Fisher. Thank you.