Lesson learned? Never go to Hudson County.

As a direct descendant of Aaron Burr, I would like to apologize heartily for my forebear’s actions and praise those of the honorable Mr. Hamilton. Aaron Burr is the one family member that gets passed over quickly during genealogy discussions...

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

Cinemark offered them free movie passes instead.

jesus skateboarding christ....

Corporations are people, so how do we punch this one in the face?

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

I wish Kylie, who by all means can do whatever she likes alone, brought her husband for uhm... personal reasons.

Please refer to Carrie Fisher’s dog with his given name, Gary Fisher. Thank you.

While I hate seeing a terrible person rewarded, I would love to hear him dish about Paul Manafort.