Everyone knows the fire department is always the first to arrive.

Why chase ambulances when you can be the ambulance. lol

Perfect car for lawyerin in.

Be the first one there!

“This Daewoo brand is the next big thing, you outta check them out!” circa 1999

I did soup up my old Vibe once.

1988 STUTZ BEARCAT II

...why would one with so many sensors need to do a 3point turn adjustment when parking?

Truly believe car was being remotely controlled.

Oh my god, it got stuck in front of the screen. I’m dead.

THEY DID NOT JUST SHOW A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF EARTH MOVERS.

This is my first time watching vaporware be livestreamed, I’m pretty stoked.

This is now officially a “Dis gon b gud” thread.

I’m hoping it’s “Live stream will begin shortly” for 2 hours and then nothing.

Hit the live stream with 30 seconds on the ticker. We must be five minutes past that now. This is going to be a magnificent failure to witness. All the signs are there. They keep panning over the audience and people are starting to leave.

i’ve never set up a chair to watch a trainwreck before!

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Toyota. Watered to the Hydrant.

We have lots of boring racing circuits. They’re called ovals