It’s the Prius-Aztec convergence, run for your lives!

License plate soon to be optional!

Yeah, though it needs more turbines. And atomic batteries.

Wait, would that it a hybrid?

Not going where you are told endangers everyone. Marshals at any other race would have reacted the same.

Obligatory:

Only those without the gift of tastebuds...

She may have been buying into the hype a bit, but it is true that an aluminum structure can stronger than a steel structure of the same volume, simply because you can put more material in the aluminum structure.

By employing near-slave labor?

Their inspiration for the front end:

There were not one, but eight ships named HMS Terrible:

This picture brought to you by the word “cocaine”.

Man walking past sees what is happening, decides not to become involved.

What, no S-IVB (the third stage of the Saturn V, and second of the Saturn IB)?

And who would buy gigantic silly flags? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE FLAGMAKERS?

H: All over him like le cheap suit.

And Madonado has already crashed...

Kinda defeats the point of a reserve driver...

"struggling to find speed and reliability" is a very polite way to say "slowest cars actually moving". They might struggle to keep up with the pace car.

Florida Man obtains pilot's license, immediately does what a Florida Man with a pilot's license would do.