You know what? Fuck it, I will admit it, I am completely in love with this car and I think it is 10000% cooler than any Ferrari. Zero fucks given re their respective track times.

Dearie me, I sure am glad most of this European garbage is kept off these fine, fine, freedom loving shores. Phew! What is it like over there? Is it terribly dangerous? I mean sheeeesh, the cars look so eeeentsy and dainty! Stay safe mate, and please, make sure you buy yourself something with some heft. These things…

Agree 100%. I am sorry but this is a devastatingly pretty car.

Hmmm. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Haha now there is someone who knows what it takes to be a REAL man: displacement and straight line braggadocio! Oh, and these trucks are WAAAAAAY safer than those stupid pieces of miniature Euro trash you jalop types love so much.

For example, an American cannot import a new Volkswagen Scirocco from Germany because it isn't sold here and hasn't been crash tested in America, even though it's mechanically similar to the Volkswagen Golf sold in the U.S. and has a top five-star crash rating in the European New Car Assessment Programme crash…

Additionally, this particular Pilot boasts the new "Full Retard" package.*

Ha, that lower light looks like it was ripped straight from a Mulsanne or that dreadful new BetyouIhavemoremoneythantasteyuga SUV thing.

I just saw the new Pilot. Jesus christ , I hope they are using the term "based" in a really loose manner.

Apparently Bentley and Kia have similar suppliers.

Super excited for this little car!

I see a hell of a lot of iFuck series in this car.

Americans have remarkable taste in automobiles. This will be a hit. Ergo I only ride when most people are sleeping.

dafaq? Who would give up the 500's quirky dash shifter?!

What....happened? It looks like an uglier Denali. That is no mean accomplishment.

It is indeed a conundrum. I feel really bad because Cadillac has made massive strides in this segment. Frankly, these sedans deserve buyers. This may be an unpopular opinion but in terms of handling, this new generation of sport sedan is superior to ze Germans.

You are wonderful!

Who thinks this should go in the next 500?

My God the mirrors! Did anyone see those powder black mirrors?! Mounted on fenders?!

Don't cry Gary. Falling in love with impractical, expensive, and unique engineering is all a part of the wonderful experience we call Jalopnik.com.