Pettiness is a problem in the world, yeah. But what? Why are you posting to this article?

is it obnoxious to point out that no one is born a nazi? i dunno. I’m playing it safe these days and leaving this reminder here.

aww. poor old people, poor old, genocidal, shitty old people who are still voting and enjoying rights and liberties and got to get away with literal murder of millions for decades, old people.

Every episode ends with:

I can’t believe how easy it is to make you guys admit you identify with the Nazis. But this is something to be proud about now, apparently. Well, enjoy your moment in the sun, I guess. History won’t be kind.

The only way I’ll give a shit is if they blow out the original Minutemen. Otherwise, no, nay, never.

I though he was did then I remembered it was Bill Paxton that passed away. Which one was the President in Independence Day?

In light of this ongoing fuckup, call your insurance companies, people. Ask about ID Theft Restoration. Sometimes it’s a rider, sometimes it’s a separate coverage, it varies from company to company. If you’re with State Farm, it’s $25 a year, as a rider or endorsement on your Home/Condo/Renter’s insurance.

I think the wood you’re looking for is TITULAR (caps required).

What if they go with an Under the Hood angle and do it as a docudrama with scripted news clips and interviews?

Except well... It’s less about the subject matter and more who WB pick to lead such projects which causes the reactions.

“As reported by Mashable, Equifax set up a website to help people figure out if they hack affected them at www.equifaxsecurity2017.com, but on more than one occaision”

Psst... guys, spell/grammar check. :-)

It’s more like a trolling site.

It’s just a comedic version of “The Boys from Brazil”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_from_Brazil_(film)

This network is afraid of me...I have seen its true. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the dragons will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the khalishi’s and kingslayers will look…

Folks won’t mind. Old people, especially German-accented ones, are about as creepy as it gets.

Huh. Well, I sure hope it’s awesome like the graphic novel instead of, y’know, sucking like the movie.

We’re all going to die, we just won’t be able to prove who we really are when we get to Heaven.

Equifax, you done fucked up.

Derrrrrrr