Makes me glad I went to a church with a contest for best costume and haunted house run by the older kids. The scariest/grossest thing they did was eat human guts/spaghetti. It was neither satanic nor Christian, just fun. Well, I guess it was Christian in the sense of don’t be a douche and it was also a UNICEF…

Not sure whether to feel insulted or extremely insulted.

Sad list even if it were just rock singer. It places Roger Daltry and his multioctave dynamic voice next to Lou Reed’s three note spoken voice. Bowie flat out said his singing voice sucked and that he did little more than speak his songs. I mean great voice, but not a great singing voice.

So what your saying is water is still wet.

Salt and vinegar will probably do the trick. 

“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world”

I’m not saying she said this, but people are saying she responded to a comment about that twitter picture saying Melania’s single now that their 2016 divorce has been finalized.

I’m not saying it’s true, but some people say that she spoke about Melania’s 2016 divorce from her husband at the time.

Well, hot dang!

Filed for divorce 2016. Come on people, you know she is getting paid to play his wife. Not that I want to see a renewal, but I do hope she negotiated for a bigger salary in season two.

Really wish she had stayed in.  All the people who would have voted for her will now vote for someone who may get elected.

C’mon, you know the real reason he did not want to go is that he wanted to save the date for a self-paying golf trip.

Hey thought he was being let into the club to get a briefcase. Learned he was just part of the night’s entertainment.

When I’m sick I seek out a medical dictionary. It has all the diseases and treatments.

Yeah, except when the cops show up they see a black guy and a white guy. You tell me what happens next.

Let me guess, Eklund’s father was shot and killed by a police officer at the IRS. There’s nothing racist about it.

Music, business, charity fundraising, community service competition? Naw, I got, let’s have them fight it out like in Ellison’s Battle Royal/Invisible Man. That ought to keep them running.

Somehow Mr. Mayor does not see that very likely consequence.

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham advised president Donald Trump’s son, “Snitches get stitches!”

Gotta throw down on this one - looks like a vegetarian Reuben. But with every Reuben I’ve ever had, sauce goes on the side if not in the trash.