If she ever deflates them, she can carry spare change, glasses & phone in the stretch marks.

"But we don't want the Irish!"................"aw, Prairie Shit"

The upscale grocer I worked at had a Patisserie that offeredPierre Herme creations (proprietary recipes and made on site by a Herme taught pastry chef with French butter) they included the line of chocolates and the lovely macaron. At Christmas they had constructed two elegant cone shaped trees spiraled with…

I wonder if this is a learning moment for "gooodwhitepeople" to understand what it is like to be seen as wrong for being wrong and wrong for being right. Maybe the outcome shouldn't be to talk about it, crow about it, or apologize for it because words are inadequate. Maybe it's time to DO. Get involved, write…

"We have great news for you, because you're in the negative situation, it means you don't even have to participate in Final Jeopardy, and you will STILL pick up $1000 for a being a Special Snowflake!"

They used to have a recipe on boxes of "Dream Whip" that blended this stuff into pumpkin and put it in a store bought graham cracker crust. My brother loved it. My dad called it "Gap & Swallow." I just found a clip of the recipe labeled as such in my mom's holiday file.

Tap water and rice.

Or Georgia O 'Queef

Worth watching - a scene from the movie"Saving Grace" where two grannies enjoy a cuppa .... which is of course high quality weed.

Now Now - I'm 55 and I can tell you it's generally longer than 2 slides - usually gets a reaction, and is seldom problematic.

No, no one wants the red shirt because it never bodes well for anyone.

What a great idea THAT is? Stand at the door with a huge pot of gruel! Drop a ladle full into every little ingrate's bag! That's kind of Victorian, but you could update it with a big scoop of Ramen noodles if you want.

I worked at an upscale grocer where we served soup in 3 sizes. The containers were stacked one on top of the other near the kettles. Honestly - a customer came up and said to me "Which one is the medium?" Sarcasm is my go to - so "The one here between the small and the large" came to mind....... But in my best…

So I am guessing that you find the often used term "anny" pejorative nomenclature?

The answer in that case would be the Lorgnette or the Pince Nez - Think Franklin Delano Roosevelt. If you can't think back that far, think Morpheus in the Matrix. If you act quickly you can be ahead of trend. You're welcome.