I don’t know... I think letting him sit on something actually meant to go in someone is far too kind. Something like, say, a cactus would be a better choice.

Oooh, Barry would be pretty good too.  We need someone to print up some fake copies of Time and start sending them to the White House addressed to Trump.

Or Barack Obama, since Trump has dedicated his presidency to undermining all of Obama’s accomplishments. I think that if the magazine spun it as “look how far we’ve fallen from this once highly respected office” and also focused on how a sizable number of people wish that Obama could have served a 3rd term, Trump…

I think something that would have been fucking hilarious is if Time made Hillary Clinton Person of the Year every year from 2016 through to the end of the Trump Regime (tbd).  Possibly even funnier if they renamed it Person of the Month.  Our Orange President would turn a permanent red.

I’m pretty sure you don’t have to agree to an interview and a photo shoot seeing as how the personal computer and Adolph Hitler both “won” the award as well.