I love Serial and I think the only certain conclusion we're going to be able to take away from it is "Damn, the justice system is fucked up." Because regardless of WHO did it, I can't fathom how a jury convicted Adnan beyond a reasonable doubt based on the case presented.

I've always had a soft spot for him, he's like if a middle school math teacher inexplicably became famous.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

NEVER, MY FOOSHY CUPCAKE.

Why not both?

Her eyes say even Miley knows this party is stupid.

Either that, or she's stoned. Probably the latter, I guess.

As a reporter who wears jeans or the like to work every day because I never know if I'm covering a murder scene, a riot, a bridge shut down because of a gas tanker on fire, a court case, Ryan Seacrest, arson, a cop being shot, you get the idea, my response to this is fuck you princess and the hell over yourself.

This tweet sums up my feelings about him perfectly....

Sit on my face? Works pretty well in my experience.

Let me fix that for you: "I'm not offended by something that has no impact on me, so who cares about the impact on you. Shut up." There. That's what you meant.

BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT REASON AND LOGIC DUH. ALL HAIL STEM. STEM GENIUSES CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THINGS LIKE COMMON DECENCY, YOU LIBERAL ARTS PLEBS

Then he can do his THING with someone besides the ESA, I should hope. Dude, not only was this sexist, gross, and inappropriate, you also took a decade long, devoted team effort and made it ALL ABOUT YOOOOOOUUUU. What a fucking dick. I'll bet his coworkers key his car on the regular.

Because nudity isn't the same as exploitation? Because this choad apparently specially ordered that shirt for the interview with a female reporter? Because he's announcing that NASA, which is struggling in the public eye to stay relevant and continue to make vital explorations of our solar system for a deeper…

Not enough stars for this comment. Absolutely phenomenal point.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

I am now on the otter beat. I am Jezebel's otter editor.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Well...on the plus side, in the same news cycle we have prominent, super-successful nerd Joss Whedon chalking one up for the side of not-afraid-to-be-called-feminists.