Oh my god, Rihanna, stop it. If you feel like you have an allergy to boob coverage, can you please stick to this and not whatever this white/silver/purple monstrosity is? Fucking strangely placed cutouts and mismatching hosiery and nylons with open toed shoes...ughhhhh.

That stressed out hedgehog was just looking for something to grab onto so it wouldn't drown.

According to the complaint call, they were fucking in his car on a public street in broad daylight with the door open. This isn't police overreach, this is Celebrity Special Snowflakedom at its grossest level.

Would you feel the same way about walking past a car where a guy was jerking off? Does his private world inside his car supersede your right not to be exposed to his masturbation? Or are you just being nosy?

Is that really "so many"??

Why does he have so many cats...?

Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

I'm glad this post clarifies some peoples' concerns that her complaint with the sperm bank in any way indicated that she didn't love and cherish her daughter exactly how she is. I'm glad she's suing them because it's incredibly important that people be provided with accurate information when choosing a donor whose DNA…

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

I can't afford to go to the hospital every time I have discomfort in my torso or trouble sleeping.

You missed Martha fantasy # 1 instead putting #3 twice. Please update as I must know what this fantasy involves…

does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Even if he is a douche why would he out of no where repeatedly attack a woman for no reason. Like I don't believe it was as saintly as he says and that elevator snap was all the proof I need of his douchedom. Where was everyone at the dance? Like why we're they not…

Businesses are people, sir, and they deserve to be heard louder than the rest of us! Amurrica!

Lafayette goes to work at Fangtasia. Show is basically Cheers, but with more evil awesomeness. Sookie dies in the pilot.

What's really sad is this is what he looked like before he read the news:

(from xkcd)

Does it work? Someone negged me but I didn't get it and just ended up talking to someone else. My friend had to explain what it was.

They are from the very pit of uncanny valley.