(Reads headline)

So did the doctor tell you the gender after he pulled his pants up?

Two thoughts other than the obvious eye rolling this induced:

Standard contract when starting out a show is seven years, so this just means that she honored her original contract and then opted not to renew. She’s got plenty of money, she doesn’t need to work if she doesn’t want to. Besides, she’s got her podcast to keep her occupied.

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

Solution: Quit working for amazon and start up your own fresh-picked phone stand.

Please take your questions about where The Rock contracted the disease, roll them up in a ball, turn them sideways...

Niles the Lion, sadly, does not.

Not to mention when they’re on camera, they’re working. It’s inappropriate in so many ways.

Pressuring someone to drink alcohol is ~never, ever~ funny or okay. There are SO MANY reasons people can’t drink, whether its addiction, religion, pregnancy, health issues, medication, or any other of a vast array of morals or mental/physical health concerns. Whichever of those things it is, it’s absolutely none of…

Floored by this news.

RIP to the king. Wakanda forever!

This fucking year.

I’m really proud of them. I don’t really have anything else to add other than

Tish James came to speak in the basement laundry room of our 32 unit coop inf Clinton Hill about tax assessments on our little building several years ago. No press, no bullshit. I don’t care what political maneuvering she does on her way up, she will always have my vote and backing.

He can absolutely be married and gay. 

“Congratulations, Shapiro, for letting us all know that a wet pussy is a foreign concept for both you and your wife.”

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Oh fuck this guy & fuck Complex. If he’d known he was going to be working with her, he wouldn’t have said that? He acts very respectfully with female co-hosts?