Steamroller!

I think it’s called Hosr

Is there a Canadian dating app called Hoser?

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Wait...

Ew.

😌 I was on the verge of ‘correcting’ you.

We should be more concerned that the head of the FCC is working with the Daily Caller.

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Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

A man who only made all his restaurants desegregate because it started hurting the stock price and looks like the bad guy in a puppet Christmas special is a monster? Total shock here

Found a MUCH more accurate transcipt:

Go to the voting booth. Vote, vote these Republican bastards out. Go to your local non-Republican campaign center when elections and help them against the Republicans. Get involved, get out, be active, vote. Because the only thing that will send a message is kicking these fuckers out of power.

I also have another idea for my neighbours to the south. Go to this website and tell the Canadian Government that they need to make Net Neutrality a NAFTA priority in these renegotiations.

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

It’s currently 36 degrees in Birmingham. Safe to say no one will be dipping into the teens tonight.

We’re at the point where it’s a relief this pedophile lost. But fuck, man. It’s really a relief this pedophile lost.