Well I don’t have to remind you what happened in the 1930s that led to Hitler’s rise. You control the flow of information you control how the masses think. This is only the beginning. What happens tomorrow is the culmination of decades of work from the conservative think tanks that started in the 1960s. Most people…

And what’s even the rationale? If you’re good enough at it to share, you clearly don’t need her help.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

You just gave them an idea for their next Neflix show.

Yes, he is. With a styrofoam container of gravy, too. It’s that trash original recipe, too, not even the extra crispy.

Oh, like you have a better idea.

My 12 year-old insists on using my profile, so Netflix thinks I am watching My Hero Academia and Black Mirror simultaneously.

Or maybe they know a little more about it than you do. But thanks for your help!

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

I sure hope PornHub doesn’t start calling people out. You know, for my friend’s sake.

Wendy’s “Junior” things have smaller dimensions than their normal analogs. The “Giant” didn’t mean “bigger ingredients,” it meant “more of the same small ingredients to build a bigger burger.” That burger was a junior burger. So it was a bigger junior bacon cheeseburger burger, but not the same size or dimension of a…

Jumbo shrimp

for a second can we talk about the fact it’s a “GIANT” “JUNIOR”?

WHY NOT JUST HAVE A DAMN BACON CHEESEBURGER

No kidding, as ridiculous as this outcome is and as shitty as it was for Thompson, the most infuriating part is that golf continues to entertain these losers who phone or write in about picayune rules violations. I’m sure this asshole is the cock of the walk as he struts around the clubhouse and prepares to play 18 at…

I can’t even imagine being so sad, pathetic amd lonely that I’d willingly spend my time scrutinizing day old replays of golf tournaments so I can call in and demand punishment. Let’s all take a look at our lives, sad, pathetic, and lonely though they may be, and smile inwardly that we are in a better place than these…